Well, the first haunted house of the year opened up in my city last night ... and I know we're all probably going to feel like the walking dead once school, early sunsets and those 6 AM hockey practices start back up. But hey, at least we're in this together. And in case somebody doesn't get it, you can always show them this mug.
The text on this mug reads like a dictionary definition for the "Mombie." She's a "sleep-deprived supermom who feeds on caffeine and survives on sticky kisses and messy smiles." And I bet we all know somebody that fits to a T! These mugs come in two different sizes and a few designs that start at $14.
You can even choose the side you want the text on, so it'll face out whether you're right- or left-handed. These mugs are dishwasher-safe (the top rack is recommended) and microwave-safe. The text is printed in high-quality ink that shouldn't fade or scratch off – and this is far from the only one they make.
Etsy seller SweetSipsShop is also behind the "Shhh ... There's Wine in Here" Mug and another definition mug that would be perfect for around Halloween (or any time of year, honestly): the "Momster" Mug. But if you're looking for something on the cuter side, this "Motherhood" Mug reads "Powered by Love ... Fuelled by Coffee" and also sells for $14. Shipping costs to Canada are a little steep, but I'd argue it's worth it for these!
But if you'd rather say it with your shirt, you need to see this "Momster" Definition T-Shirt. It's made by a different Etsy seller and comes in sizes XS through 3XL and a handful of different colours. The text reads like a dictionary entry and says "Momster: what happens to Mom after she counts to 3." But the best part? They're on sale for $26.88 for the next eight hours or so! Shipping to Canada is an additional $14.47.