2 Pcs Butter Squishy Golden Butter Stick Slow Rising Soft Squeeze Toy Now $12.99 (Reg. $15.99)

Sometimes the silliest things are the most satisfying, and these butter stick squishies are proof. You can grab a 2-pack for just $12.99 right now, down from $15.99. They're aimed at adults and ages 15+, so this is your excuse to keep a fidget toy on your desk without apology.

2 Pcs Butter Squishy Golden Butter Stick – $12.99 (Reg. $15.99)

Why You'll Love Them

Yes, they're fake sticks of golden butter that exist purely to be squished, and somehow that makes them better. If you've burned through basic foam stress balls, the slow rise on these is a genuine upgrade.

Features:

• Slow-rising texture with a satisfying stretch and squeeze
• You get two in the pack, so there's a backup when one wears out
• ️ Soft and pliable TPR material with a proper slow rebound
• Fun desk decor alternative to plain stress balls
• Individually bagged for easy storage
• Washable as long as they're not torn

What Shoppers Are Saying

With only 4 reviews so far and a 4.2-star average, these are still flying under the radar, but what's there is encouraging.

"These are exactly what they look like: two shiny gold sticks of fake butter that exist purely to be squished, and somehow that makes them better."

"You can flatten one pretty dramatically and then watch it gradually reform, which is much more satisfying than a basic foam stress ball."

"Stiffer than the regular yellow butter stick, and smoother"

"The smooth surface seems like it's tougher and will likely survive longer to rough use"

"Soft, slow-rising, weirdly pleasant to handle, and significantly more amusing than a conventional stress ball."

One reviewer notes that if you fidget with them all day they may not last super long, which is exactly why the 2-pack makes sense.

A Closer Look

• Two golden butter stick squishies per pack
• Slow rising with satisfying stretch and squeeze
• Thermoplastic Rubber (TPR) construction
• Made for adults, ages 15+
• Individually bagged for storage

If you've been wanting something goofy but genuinely useful for stress relief, this is one of the more amusing desk toys out there, and $12.99 for a 2-pack is a solid price. Since it's under $35 on Amazon, it ships free with Prime.